Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
10 steps in making love in a Mini Cooper
1. Remove seat belts
2. Move front seat slightly forward
3. Lower Backrest, not quite all the way
4. Put small pillow or folded clothing on seat bottom (Helps soften seat hinge hitting partner's back)
5. Make sure hand brake is in down position (please also make sure you are not parked on a slope first)
6. There's plenty of room in door pockets for clothes, please note phallic design of door puuls
7. Be careful of feet on dashboard where toggle switches for windows and lights are clustered
8. Allow feet to gain leg rooms
9. There's more room on passenger side, but driver side might work with female astride position
10 Don't worry about car rocking - the suspension is very stiff
11. If you live in Singpaore, don't forget the newspaper :P
Source: The Clipping Point
2. Move front seat slightly forward
3. Lower Backrest, not quite all the way
4. Put small pillow or folded clothing on seat bottom (Helps soften seat hinge hitting partner's back)
5. Make sure hand brake is in down position (please also make sure you are not parked on a slope first)
6. There's plenty of room in door pockets for clothes, please note phallic design of door puuls
7. Be careful of feet on dashboard where toggle switches for windows and lights are clustered
8. Allow feet to gain leg rooms
9. There's more room on passenger side, but driver side might work with female astride position
10 Don't worry about car rocking - the suspension is very stiff
11. If you live in Singpaore, don't forget the newspaper :P
Source: The Clipping Point
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Remote Control Tyre ?!
How to stack tyre without breaking a sweat.
1. Fix the tyre on a race car (but do not screw it too tightly)
2. Make the race car hit curb till the whole tyre drop out and roll
3. Roll the tyre down a hill along the race track
4. Let 6 other race cars overtake the tyre
5. Find a spot to rest
6. Wala !
1. Fix the tyre on a race car (but do not screw it too tightly)
2. Make the race car hit curb till the whole tyre drop out and roll
3. Roll the tyre down a hill along the race track
4. Let 6 other race cars overtake the tyre
5. Find a spot to rest
6. Wala !
Monday, May 11, 2009
Toyko's King of Drifting : Mater
In the latest Mater's Tall Tales series: "Tokyo Mater"
Mater is being challenge to a race where the winner would be crowned "King of Drifting". And the loser will lose all its Modification.
Pictures and Videos: Copyright Disney-Pixar
Pixar's Cars - Mater's Tall Tales
Mater's Tall Tales is an animated short series by Pixar featuring the characters Mater and Lightning McQueen from the film Cars.
No sexy babes but have a real good laugh !
Click the pictures for the YouTube link.
"Rescue Squad Mater"
Mater is a firetruck that has to rescue Lightning McQueen from a burning building. After he saves McQueen, he rushes him to the hospital, revealing that Mater is a doctor too.
"Mater The Greater"
Mater is a daredevil, dressed in a style resembling Evel Knievel. Mater performs many stunts including a jump over Carburetor Canyon while strapped to a rocket.
"El Materdor"
Mater is a matador fighting a herd of bulldozers in Spain.
Pictures and Videos: Copyright Disney-Pixar
Friday, April 24, 2009
Chinese Cars at 2009 Auto Shanghai
Check out these great "European" and "Japanese" cars designed by the Chinese in the 2009 Auto Shanghai.
1. The Lifan 320 "Mini Cooper Clubman".
2. The Haima "Mazda 3"
3. The BYD M6 "Toyota Previa"
4. The BYD F0 "Peugeot 107" / "Citroen C1"
5. The Geely GE "Rolls-Royce Phantom"
Now who say Chinese can't design :P
Picture Source: oneshift.com
1. The Lifan 320 "Mini Cooper Clubman".
2. The Haima "Mazda 3"
3. The BYD M6 "Toyota Previa"
4. The BYD F0 "Peugeot 107" / "Citroen C1"
5. The Geely GE "Rolls-Royce Phantom"
Now who say Chinese can't design :P
Picture Source: oneshift.com
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Why woman should not be driving
Prrof that woman should be off the road.
No matter how much fuss they kick (see below post), you as a man should NOT buy a car for them.
I say again, all women should be kept off the road unless you are this cool granny:
No matter how much fuss they kick (see below post), you as a man should NOT buy a car for them.
I say again, all women should be kept off the road unless you are this cool granny:
How to get your man to buy you a car.
1. Get him to the show room
2. Make a big fuss
3. Try to drive the car away
It seem that the below clip is taken in Shanghai, China. A woman kick a big fuss when her man refuse to buy her the car she want. She jumped into the seat and try to drive the car away. Eventually, the man took out his credit card and make the purchase.
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Transcript:
Man: "This car does not suit you"
Woman: "It Does. It suit me well"
Man: "You are making a fuss again. Everytime we go shopping, you muct kick a big fuss"
Woman shouting (After listening to it 10 over times, I still dunno what is she shouting)
Man: "No matters how fierce you are, I will not buy it for you."
Woman open door and got in the car.
Man: "Even if you sit in the car, I will not buy it." (Ya Right !)
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You knew what happen next.
Over in China, online users are debating if the clip is staged by the Buick showroom reasoning that in the showroom, the key should not be in the car at all. Well to me, stage or not, I don't really care. Just hope that my wife don't see this clip and will not learn from her.
2. Make a big fuss
3. Try to drive the car away
It seem that the below clip is taken in Shanghai, China. A woman kick a big fuss when her man refuse to buy her the car she want. She jumped into the seat and try to drive the car away. Eventually, the man took out his credit card and make the purchase.
---
Transcript:
Man: "This car does not suit you"
Woman: "It Does. It suit me well"
Man: "You are making a fuss again. Everytime we go shopping, you muct kick a big fuss"
Woman shouting (After listening to it 10 over times, I still dunno what is she shouting)
Man: "No matters how fierce you are, I will not buy it for you."
Woman open door and got in the car.
Man: "Even if you sit in the car, I will not buy it." (Ya Right !)
---
You knew what happen next.
Over in China, online users are debating if the clip is staged by the Buick showroom reasoning that in the showroom, the key should not be in the car at all. Well to me, stage or not, I don't really care. Just hope that my wife don't see this clip and will not learn from her.
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