10 steps in making love in a Mini Cooper

1. Remove seat belts
2. Move front seat slightly forward
3. Lower Backrest, not quite all the way
4. Put small pillow or folded clothing on seat bottom (Helps soften seat hinge hitting partner's back)



5. Make sure hand brake is in down position (please also make sure you are not parked on a slope first)
6. There's plenty of room in door pockets for clothes, please note phallic design of door puuls
7. Be careful of feet on dashboard where toggle switches for windows and lights are clustered



8. Allow feet to gain leg rooms



9. There's more room on passenger side, but driver side might work with female astride position
10 Don't worry about car rocking - the suspension is very stiff



11. If you live in Singpaore, don't forget the newspaper :P

Source: The Clipping Point

Posted by MJ at Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Labels: Cars, Humor